| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ... Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
| 2 |
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin... Read the whole joke |
120 |
0 |
| 3 |
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 4 |
A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori... Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 5 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a... Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 6 |
A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ... Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 7 |
A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege... Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 8 |
A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan... Read the whole joke |
109 |
0 |
| 9 |
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting... Read the whole joke |
120 |
0 |
| 10 |
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ... Read the whole joke |
99 |
0 |
| 11 |
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof.... Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 12 |
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir... Read the whole joke |
116 |
0 |
| 13 |
A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,... Read the whole joke |
112 |
0 |
| 14 |
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m... Read the whole joke |
110 |
0 |
| 15 |
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t... Read the whole joke |
145 |
2 |
| 16 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ... Read the whole joke |
100 |
0 |
| 17 |
A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an... Read the whole joke |
112 |
0 |
| 18 |
A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"... Read the whole joke |
94 |
0 |
| 19 |
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ... Read the whole joke |
107 |
0 |
| 20 |
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si... Read the whole joke |
107 |
0 |
| 21 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t... Read the whole joke |
110 |
0 |
| 22 |
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps... Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
| 23 |
A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c... Read the whole joke |
123 |
0.5 |
| 24 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i... Read the whole joke |
143 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down... Read the whole joke |
111 |
0 |
