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1 A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ... Read the whole joke
178 0
2 A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin... Read the whole joke
140 0
3 A clear moral
- One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th... Read the whole joke
164 0
4 A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,... Read the whole joke
137 0
5 A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho... Read the whole joke
131 0
6 A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha... Read the whole joke
118 0
7 A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On... Read the whole joke
112 0.5
8 A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c... Read the whole joke
115 0
9 A good student
- It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ... Read the whole joke
146 0
10 A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
- A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."... Read the whole joke
120 0
11 A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an... Read the whole joke
110 0
12 A lesson in ebonics
- A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ... Read the whole joke
117 0
13 A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little... Read the whole joke
128 0
14 A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our... Read the whole joke
147 0
15 A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a... Read the whole joke
127 0
16 A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin... Read the whole joke
117 0
17 A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
- A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ... Read the whole joke
126 0
18 A little girl came running into the house crying...
- A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received.... Read the whole joke
105 0
19 A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she... Read the whole joke
109 0
20 A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ... Read the whole joke
117 0
21 A lost skill
- This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ... Read the whole joke
107 0
22 A man was taking his wife...
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont... Read the whole joke
92 0
23 A necessary condition
- There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,... Read the whole joke
111 0
24 A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the... Read the whole joke
112 2
25 A novel grasp on marriage
- The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre... Read the whole joke
107 0

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