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1 'Twas the Night before Finals
- |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ... Read the whole joke
241 0
2 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s... Read the whole joke
318 0.25
3 A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma... Read the whole joke
177 0
4 A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s... Read the whole joke
246 0
5 Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ... Read the whole joke
154 0
6 An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net... Read the whole joke
185 0
7 Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.... Read the whole joke
352 0
8 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m... Read the whole joke
193 0
9 Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in... Read the whole joke
186 0
10 Christmas at the Post Office
- Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson... Read the whole joke
147 0
11 Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s... Read the whole joke
214 0
12 Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer
- |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I... Read the whole joke
294 0
13 Did Santa Give You That Present?
- |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ... Read the whole joke
186 0
14 Enter the Pearly Gates
- |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting... Read the whole joke
198 0
15 Homemade Bargain Gift
- Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J... Read the whole joke
118 0
16 I want to see something really cheap
- |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his... Read the whole joke
167 0
17 Italian Night Before Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a... Read the whole joke
1690 0
18 Jews & Christmas
- December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart... Read the whole joke
132 0
19 Knock Knock Christmas
- |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno... Read the whole joke
153 0
20 Lost X Files Christmas episode
- |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M... Read the whole joke
142 0
21 Love, Santa
- Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since... Read the whole joke
222 2.5
22 On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ... Read the whole joke
165 0
23 Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too... Read the whole joke
184 0
24 Politically Correct Santa
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co... Read the whole joke
184 0
25 Poor Turkey!
- When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat... Read the whole joke
221 0

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