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1 .....olympics
- Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre... Read the whole joke
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2 10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
- 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without... Read the whole joke
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3 45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
- 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno... Read the whole joke
193 0
4 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
- 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ... Read the whole joke
147 0
5 a nerd, a nude, and a bike
- A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n... Read the whole joke
193 2
6 A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His... Read the whole joke
188 0
7 Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th... Read the whole joke
156 0
8 Bigfoot
- Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!... Read the whole joke
149 0
9 Chinese and Spielberg
- A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr... Read the whole joke
147 0
10 Death becomes nerd
- A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach... Read the whole joke
144 0
11 Did you ever wonder?
- Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat... Read the whole joke
191 0.5
12 Final Examination
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If... Read the whole joke
145 0
13 God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable... Read the whole joke
209 0
14 Had too much Christmas cheer?
- 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue... Read the whole joke
136 0
15 How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ... Read the whole joke
147 0
16 irish ... light bulb joke
- How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ... Read the whole joke
113 0
17 Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi... Read the whole joke
148 0
18 Math
- Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.... Read the whole joke
156 0
19 Mohammed and Douglas Adams
- Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t... Read the whole joke
114 0
20 Motherinlaw's Funeral
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu... Read the whole joke
156 0
21 Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
- There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d... Read the whole joke
162 0
22 The Cow and the Chicken
- So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL... Read the whole joke
143 0
23 Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
- 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ... Read the whole joke
160 0
24 What's on your back?
- A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ... Read the whole joke
146 0
25 Whats the diffrence
- whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...... Read the whole joke
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