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50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
- 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ... Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 2 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ... Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G... Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 4 |
Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor... Read the whole joke |
159 |
0.5 |
| 5 |
Computer Crashed
- My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ... Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer Dictionary Part I
- BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha... Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 7 |
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily... Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 8 |
If Operating Systems Were Beers
- DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully... Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
| 9 |
imigration test
- You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on... Read the whole joke |
144 |
2 |
| 10 |
Internet Test
- Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty w... Read the whole joke |
389 |
0 |
| 11 |
Microsoft ad space
- Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Window... Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
| 12 |
Now thats lazy!
- My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.... Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 13 |
Program Manager
- A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd... Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 14 |
Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol... Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 15 |
Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
- Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba... Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 16 |
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
- TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It... Read the whole joke |
169 |
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