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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
100 Buckets of Bits
- |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr... Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 2 |
A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be... Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 3 |
A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips... Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 4 |
A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d... Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 5 |
Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m... Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 6 |
Actual calls to technical support
- |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h... Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 7 |
Airplanes running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru... Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
| 8 |
Alice is in UNIX land
- |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin... Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 9 |
AOL addiction poem
- |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu... Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 10 |
Architect programmer
- |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou... Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
- |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai... Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et... Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ... Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
| 14 |
Car break trouble
- | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w... Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 15 |
Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ... Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 16 |
Changing number terms
- |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number... Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll... Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer help stories
- |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur... Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer history of the world
- |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we... Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computer lingo guide
- |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ... Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________... Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2... Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
| 23 |
Confusion about Y2K
- |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi... Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
| 24 |
Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I... Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 25 |
Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ... Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
