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1	5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v... Read the whole joke	220	0
2	A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ... Read the whole joke	163	0
3	A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi... Read the whole joke	147	0
4	A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve... Read the whole joke	149	0
5	A drunk staggered into a cemetery and... - A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg... Read the whole joke	156	0
6	A fellow decides to take off early from work... - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ... Read the whole joke	161	0
7	A horrible tragedy - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo... Read the whole joke	156	0
8	A man had been drinking at the bar for hours... - A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o... Read the whole joke	138	0
9	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:... Read the whole joke	142	0
10	A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr... Read the whole joke	132	0
11	A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass.... Read the whole joke	134	0
12	A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked... - A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ... Read the whole joke	112	0
13	A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog... - A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr... Read the whole joke	120	0
14	After a long pubcrawl... - After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t... Read the whole joke	125	0
15	ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY - "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?... Read the whole joke	151	2.5
16	At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open... Read the whole joke	146	0
17	Clearing it - A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ... Read the whole joke	123	0
18	Drinking problem - Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo... Read the whole joke	140	0
19	Drunk walks into elevator... - Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the... Read the whole joke	129	0
20	How can you tell? - "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ... Read the whole joke	102	0
21	It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t... Read the whole joke	143	0
22	Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop... - Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr... Read the whole joke	106	0
23	Lost all my luggage - McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee... Read the whole joke	126	0
24	One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub... - One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i... Read the whole joke	154	0
25	Out of the Greek Myths - The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ... Read the whole joke	182	0

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