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1 ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
- |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Emplo... Read the whole joke
160 2
2 AHH, THAT'S BETTER!
- |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,00... Read the whole joke
116 0
3 AN IDIOT'S IDIOT
- |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and ... Read the whole joke
136 0.5
4 An inscription problem
- |According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De... Read the whole joke
130 0
5 An insurance company
- |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d... Read the whole joke
129 0
6 DEADHEADS
- |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ... Read the whole joke
122 0
7 DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
- |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year... Read the whole joke
113 0
8 DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
- |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of th... Read the whole joke
138 0
9 Global Stupids
- |Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur f... Read the whole joke
120 0
10 GOT A LIGHT?
- |In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, man... Read the whole joke
116 0
11 GRAVITY KILLS
- |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stret... Read the whole joke
149 0.5
12 IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
- |My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in ... Read the whole joke
113 0
13 IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
- |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as ... Read the whole joke
114 0
14 IDIOTS & RETAIL
- |I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe... Read the whole joke
122 0
15 IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
- |I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte... Read the whole joke
104 0
16 IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
- |My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the count... Read the whole joke
103 0
17 IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
- |I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative ... Read the whole joke
112 0
18 Idiots on the computer
- |Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" ... Read the whole joke
104 0
19 IN THE BAG
- |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ... Read the whole joke
112 0
20 LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
- |Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire... Read the whole joke
106 0
21 LEARN YOUR LESSON
- |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteache... Read the whole joke
124 0
22 LICENSE TO STEAL
- |Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to ... Read the whole joke
112 0
23 MADE FOR TV
- |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call f... Read the whole joke
104 0
24 Man Killed Repairing Truck
- |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., w... Read the whole joke
103 0
25 Mariah Carey's quote
- |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah... Read the whole joke
140 0

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