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1 Amazing talking cow
- |A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along... Read the whole joke
233 0.5
2 Bug flew into a barn
- |A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ... Read the whole joke
184 1
3 Celebrating an event
- |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf... Read the whole joke
184 0
4 Dem' smart city folk
- |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer ... Read the whole joke
170 0
5 Eat the watermelons
- |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo... Read the whole joke
164 0
6 Gathering chickens
- |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted... Read the whole joke
178 0
7 Giving away a horse
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen... Read the whole joke
161 0.5
8 Helping your father
- |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ... Read the whole joke
164 0
9 Horse pulls the car
- |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he... Read the whole joke
138 0
10 How are you doing?
- |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien... Read the whole joke
143 0
11 How are you feeling?
- |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan... Read the whole joke
118 0
12 I flattened your cat
- |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co... Read the whole joke
157 0
13 Lacking all religion
- |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ... Read the whole joke
144 0
14 Mother-in-law killed
- |A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection o... Read the whole joke
142 0
15 Pig misunderstanding
- |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a... Read the whole joke
145 0
16 Ploughing the land
- |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t... Read the whole joke
179 0
17 Politicians accident
- |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ... Read the whole joke
130 0
18 Settling a cow case
- |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's... Read the whole joke
122 0
19 Texan farmer travels
- |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ... Read the whole joke
142 0
20 Try to grow chickens
- |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a... Read the whole joke
139 0
21 Very hostile farmer
- |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho... Read the whole joke
157 0
22 Visiting a rural farm
- |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p... Read the whole joke
147 0
23 Wife isn't in the car
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe... Read the whole joke
139 0
24 Winning Nobel prize
- |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field... Read the whole joke
190 0

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