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1 A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o... Read the whole joke
154 0
2 A Drunk Scottsman
- There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park... Read the whole joke
170 1.5
3 A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ... Read the whole joke
122 0
4 A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook... Read the whole joke
164 0
5 A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
- A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached f... Read the whole joke
134 0
6 A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi... Read the whole joke
117 0
7 A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
- A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". A... Read the whole joke
142 0
8 A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the r... Read the whole joke
146 0
9 A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Jap... Read the whole joke
143 0
10 An American tourist is visiting China...
- An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu... Read the whole joke
144 0
11 An American was waiting on a London street corner...
- An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g... Read the whole joke
152 0
12 An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
- An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee... Read the whole joke
145 0
13 Australia...
- Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' m... Read the whole joke
110 0
14 Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the... Read the whole joke
130 0
15 Guns in a garden
- An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w... Read the whole joke
118 0
16 How do you play Iraqi bingo?
- How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky... Read the whole joke
97 0
17 I saw a pen in a store the other day...
- I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than... Read the whole joke
122 0
18 Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
- A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,... Read the whole joke
123 0
19 The Pope vs. the Queen
- The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the foreco... Read the whole joke
131 0
20 The wedding is off...no on!
- All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. ... Read the whole joke
120 0
21 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
- Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ... Read the whole joke
149 0
22 Two English sheep in a field
- Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around... Read the whole joke
137 0
23 What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
- Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip... Read the whole joke
109 0
24 What do they call condoms in Germany?
- What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen... Read the whole joke
104 0
25 What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp... Read the whole joke
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