| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
45 or 82?
- Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing... Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 2 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce... Read the whole joke |
123 |
0 |
| 3 |
A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands... Read the whole joke |
115 |
0 |
| 4 |
A guy walks into a post office...
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth... Read the whole joke |
122 |
0 |
| 5 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th... Read the whole joke |
104 |
0 |
| 6 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ... Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 7 |
A lawyer named Strange died...
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ... Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 8 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl... Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 9 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There... Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
| 10 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ... Read the whole joke |
110 |
0 |
| 11 |
A local United Way office realized that...
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ... Read the whole joke |
107 |
0 |
| 12 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions... Read the whole joke |
102 |
0 |
| 13 |
A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass... Read the whole joke |
108 |
0 |
| 14 |
A precise location
- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4... Read the whole joke |
104 |
0 |
| 15 |
A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac... Read the whole joke |
113 |
0 |
| 16 |
A tough case was being argued in court...
- A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t... Read the whole joke |
113 |
0 |
| 17 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ... Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 18 |
An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers... Read the whole joke |
117 |
0 |
| 19 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s... Read the whole joke |
102 |
0 |
| 20 |
An old man was critically ill...
- An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ... Read the whole joke |
116 |
0 |
| 21 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
- An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s... Read the whole joke |
104 |
0 |
| 22 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan... Read the whole joke |
120 |
0 |
| 23 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu... Read the whole joke |
111 |
0 |
| 24 |
Being under oath
- "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ... Read the whole joke |
111 |
0 |
| 25 |
Best advice possible
- Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ... Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
