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1 ...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."... Read the whole joke
115 0
2 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i... Read the whole joke
170 0
3 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ... Read the whole joke
194 0
4 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo... Read the whole joke
162 0
5 A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.... Read the whole joke
120 0
6 A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac... Read the whole joke
140 0
7 A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.... Read the whole joke
138 0
8 A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ... Read the whole joke
153 0
9 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had... Read the whole joke
144 0
10 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa... Read the whole joke
128 0
11 A folk remedy
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.... Read the whole joke
128 0
12 A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out... Read the whole joke
146 0
13 A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na... Read the whole joke
174 0
14 A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ... Read the whole joke
132 0
15 A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would... Read the whole joke
135 0
16 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"... Read the whole joke
156 0
17 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call... Read the whole joke
161 0
18 A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch... Read the whole joke
123 0
19 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t... Read the whole joke
308 0
20 A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and... Read the whole joke
128 0
21 A man walks in to a doctors office...
- A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ... Read the whole joke
135 0
22 A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba... Read the whole joke
133 0
23 A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I... Read the whole joke
121 0
24 A man went to the doctor for a check up...
- A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af... Read the whole joke
141 0
25 A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome... Read the whole joke
125 0

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