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1	A young naval student - \|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ... Read the whole joke	302	0
2	An inferiority complex - \|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ... Read the whole joke	259	0
3	Apologizing to China - \|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ... Read the whole joke	276	0
4	Army fitness report - \|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)... Read the whole joke	289	0
5	Army needs new recruits - \|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre... Read the whole joke	255	0
6	Battles on the sea - \|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship... Read the whole joke	265	0
7	Become more effective - \|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge... Read the whole joke	222	2.5
8	Brag about parents - \|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth... Read the whole joke	270	0
9	Bragging about old times - \|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"... Read the whole joke	242	0
10	Bring some more ammo - \|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p... Read the whole joke	238	0
11	Change your course now - \|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities... Read the whole joke	264	0
12	China blames America - \|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th... Read the whole joke	199	0
13	Chinese learned this - \|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ... Read the whole joke	185	0
14	Chinese plane crash - \|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ... Read the whole joke	215	0
15	Choose a punishment - \|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private... Read the whole joke	232	0
16	Commanding the dumb - \|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right... Read the whole joke	260	2.5
17	Convince these students - \|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V... Read the whole joke	246	0
18	Daddy is going to war - \|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh... Read the whole joke	218	0
19	Discuss track types - \|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ... Read the whole joke	222	0
20	Finish overseas tour - \|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport... Read the whole joke	244	0
21	Fishing on the lake - \|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. ... Read the whole joke	251	0
22	Flying near Athens - \|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that ... Read the whole joke	228	0
23	Give chocolate pudding - \|First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold... Read the whole joke	242	0
24	Give us new missiles - \|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh... Read the whole joke	223	0
25	Giving sad news to a troop - \|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died y... Read the whole joke	222	0

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