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1 A bad habit
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t... Read the whole joke
284 0
2 A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ... Read the whole joke
226 0
3 A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a... Read the whole joke
243 0
4 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr... Read the whole joke
226 0
5 A bored woman says to her husband...
- A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and... Read the whole joke
272 0
6 A bum asks a man for $2...
- A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ... Read the whole joke
221 0
7 A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous... Read the whole joke
224 0
8 A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.... Read the whole joke
241 0
9 A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin... Read the whole joke
213 0
10 A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ... Read the whole joke
258 0
11 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i... Read the whole joke
232 0
12 A chinese detective
- A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti... Read the whole joke
243 0
13 A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think... Read the whole joke
212 0
14 A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged... Read the whole joke
213 0
15 A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi... Read the whole joke
201 0
16 A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes... Read the whole joke
198 0
17 A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p... Read the whole joke
223 0
18 A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving... Read the whole joke
209 0
19 A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow... Read the whole joke
198 0
20 A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o... Read the whole joke
191 0
21 A fair deal
- A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.... Read the whole joke
195 0
22 A fair offer
- One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t... Read the whole joke
242 0
23 A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
- A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t... Read the whole joke
183 0
24 A farmer and his girlfriend...
- A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf... Read the whole joke
228 0
25 A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ... Read the whole joke
244 0

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