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1	A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India... - A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm... Read the whole joke	362	0.5
2	A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman... Read the whole joke	286	0
3	A dog for a wife - It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General... Read the whole joke	293	0
4	A drill instructor at Airborne school was... - A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H... Read the whole joke	302	0
5	A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,... Read the whole joke	255	0
6	A good idea - Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy... Read the whole joke	269	0
7	A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral... - A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a... Read the whole joke	286	0
8	A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... - A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He... Read the whole joke	301	0.5
9	A sailor and a marine are taking a piss... - A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash... Read the whole joke	237	0
10	A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers... - A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training... Read the whole joke	309	0
11	A young soldier was making his first parachute jump... - A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ... Read the whole joke	259	0
12	A young, freshly minted lieutenant... - A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a... Read the whole joke	303	0
13	As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... - As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat... Read the whole joke	285	0
14	At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer... - At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the... Read the whole joke	297	0
15	British Military Officer Fitness Reports - British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).... Read the whole joke	270	0
16	By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal... Read the whole joke	282	0
17	Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone... - Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan... Read the whole joke	223	0
18	During an Army war game... - During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung... Read the whole joke	222	0
19	During the Six Day War... - During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow... Read the whole joke	295	2.5
20	During the Vietnam war... - During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b... Read the whole joke	288	0
21	During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow... Read the whole joke	289	0
22	During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down... - During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc... Read the whole joke	248	0
23	Following some duty overseas, the officers... - Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ... Read the whole joke	238	0
24	From one of Tom Clancy books... - From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (... Read the whole joke	251	0
25	Good sales strategy - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme... Read the whole joke	280	0

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