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1 3 pregnant women were waiting...
- 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all kni... Read the whole joke
348 0
2 A little boy walks up to his father and says...
- A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond... Read the whole joke
290 0
3 A milk bath
- When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu... Read the whole joke
326 0
4 A new medical study has shown that...
- A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics... Read the whole joke
245 0
5 A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...
- A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the... Read the whole joke
256 0
6 A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
- "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture... Read the whole joke
244 0
7 A woman participating in a survey was asked...
- A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ... Read the whole joke
217 0
8 A woman walks into a hardware store...
- A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna... Read the whole joke
243 0
9 A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ... Read the whole joke
269 0
10 A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...
- A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say... Read the whole joke
256 0
11 A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing...
- A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom... Read the whole joke
215 0
12 An advantage of being with an older woman
- An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ... Read the whole joke
229 0
13 Answering Machine Recording
- Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n... Read the whole joke
246 0
14 ATM procedures
- Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ... Read the whole joke
261 0
15 Beer and estrogen
- In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestroge... Read the whole joke
254 2.5
16 Commercial
- Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do ... Read the whole joke
206 0
17 Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist...
- Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t... Read the whole joke
222 0
18 DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
- Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free m... Read the whole joke
224 0
19 Did you hear about Tempura House?
- Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.... Read the whole joke
184 0
20 Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
- Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits ... Read the whole joke
234 2.5
21 ELEMENT: WOMAN
- ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40... Read the whole joke
228 0
22 Excuses for refusing dates
- Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Ne... Read the whole joke
206 0
23 Favorite Drink
- AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red w... Read the whole joke
181 0
24 FAVORITE FANTASY
- Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark ... Read the whole joke
238 0
25 Favorite House Pet
- Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muff... Read the whole joke
203 0

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