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1 Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
- What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 4.375
2 A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 4.375
3 The old mans bird
- Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3.875
4 Did you see that?
- |Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?""No," the second guy says."We...Read the whole joke
Camping Jokes 3.875
5 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 3.75
6 Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
- A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 3.75
7 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 3.5
8 An invisible man is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 3.375
9 Love, Santa
- Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 3.25
10 grammar correction
- A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2.75
11 A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke
Aviation Jokes 2.75
12 Chicken jokes 04
- |Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren...Read the whole joke
Other Jokes 2.75
13 French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 2.75
14 Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 2.5
15 Pray for a bike
- When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
16 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2.5
17 College Physics
- A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr...Read the whole joke
Doctor Jokes 2.5
18 Welfare
- A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2.5
19 Bad Motel
- 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 2.5
20 Why did the woman cross the road?
- Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2.5
21 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2.5
22 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2.5
23 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2.5
24 Corporate Christmas
- ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
25 A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke
Blonds 2.5
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